my only evidence is that his mom said it tasted like cardboard and the house reeked.
theeblackestblue
No he didnt.. sorry to say.. but an attempt was made.
THE_BLUE_BOLT
andreortigao
But now she doesn’t call him her son anymore
IndependenceOdd5760
I mean.. it just got left in the oven too long. Maybe we can have some leniency
Hot-Comfort8839
From the thumbnail, I thought this was a quiche
Bwombus
Oof
Buzz1ight
Are ok ok? Blink twice if you need help.
TheAmazingWillow
Was he mad at his mom, or does he just suck at making pizza?
shaftofbread
What in the optical illusion is this shit? I’m troubled by that darker line between the two sections, it makes it look like the lone piece of ‘pizza’ is sitting on a ledge above the rest of the ‘pizza’.
misstiffie
Extra burnt… I like burnt things don’t mind
drblah11
It looks like he chose to buy the cheapest frozen pizza at the grocery store, then tried to cook it without looking at the directions first
Avox0976
Wtf
S34ND0N
Your bf is going to pizza prison
Salty-Hashes
Thoughtful to try and cook for Mom. But still guilty of a pizza crime in the first degree. We ask your honor to give leniency due to circumstances of this case. However, the defendant’s record shall be updated to convicted of pizza crime in the first degree.
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my only evidence is that his mom said it tasted like cardboard and the house reeked.
No he didnt.. sorry to say.. but an attempt was made.
But now she doesn’t call him her son anymore
I mean.. it just got left in the oven too long. Maybe we can have some leniency
From the thumbnail, I thought this was a quiche
Oof
Are ok ok? Blink twice if you need help.
Was he mad at his mom, or does he just suck at making pizza?
What in the optical illusion is this shit? I’m troubled by that darker line between the two sections, it makes it look like the lone piece of ‘pizza’ is sitting on a ledge above the rest of the ‘pizza’.
Extra burnt… I like burnt things don’t mind
It looks like he chose to buy the cheapest frozen pizza at the grocery store, then tried to cook it without looking at the directions first
Wtf
Your bf is going to pizza prison
Thoughtful to try and cook for Mom. But still guilty of a pizza crime in the first degree. We ask your honor to give leniency due to circumstances of this case. However, the defendant’s record shall be updated to convicted of pizza crime in the first degree.
That is clearly an overcooked quiche.
And she loved it!
That looks like a – bad – quiche, not a pizza
Yikes !!